Royal Rebellion Collection: Laser-Engraved Wooden King & Queen of Hearts

Where Gothic Elegance Meets Tactical Style

A Dark Twist on Classic Royalty

Forget everything you know about playing cards. These aren't your grandmother's King and Queen of Hearts - unless your grandmother was seriously metal. Our laser-engraved wooden patches transform the classic card royalty into haunting skeletal sovereigns that rule over a darker realm.

Masterfully Crafted in Wood

Each patch is precision laser-engraved into premium wood, creating stunning depth and detail that brings these macabre monarchs to life (or death, rather). The natural wood grain adds unique character to every piece, ensuring no two patches are exactly alike.

Features:

• Premium wooden construction - Sustainable, durable, and distinctively textured

• Precision laser engraving - Every intricate detail captured with stunning clarity

• 3.75" size - Bold enough to make a statement, refined enough for any gear

• Professional hook-backing - Secure attachment to bags, jackets, tactical gear, or display boards

• Sold separately - Choose your allegiance or collect the royal pair

Ultra-Limited Edition: Only 20 of Each

20 Kings. 20 Queens. That's it.

When these wooden wonders are gone, they're gone forever. Each patch is a numbered piece of wearable art for those who appreciate craftsmanship and darkness in equal measure.

The Perfect Match for:

• Couples who want matching patches with individual style

• Card players with a taste for the macabre

• Collectors of limited-edition tactical art

• Gothic fashion enthusiasts

• Anyone who believes love is eternal... even in death

Choose Your Sovereign:

King of Hearts - Armed with sword and shield, this skeletal warrior king holds court over the battlefield of hearts

Queen of Hearts - Adorned with roses and royal regalia, this bone queen reigns with deadly beauty

Why Wood?

In a world of synthetic patches, wood stands apart. It's organic, sustainable, and ages beautifully - developing a unique patina over time that tells the story of your adventures. The laser engraving creates permanent artwork that won't fade, peel, or wear away.

Specifications:

• Size: 3.75" each

• Material: Premium laser-engraved wood

• Backing: Heavy-duty hook fastener

• Edition: Limited to 20 pieces each (King and Queen sold separately)

• Craftsmanship: Precision laser-engraved for maximum detail

Rule your realm. Choose your monarch. But choose quickly - with only 20 of each available, this royal court won't last long.

*Note: King and Queen patches sold separately. Collect both to complete your dark royal flush.